POODLE TARTARE

Because we're raw-doggin' the non-readers

TIPPING IS NOT TECHNICALLY MANDATORY

AND OTHER CUTE LITTLE LIFETRUTHS THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW

Don't tip waiters. Or anyone else. It makes them entitled. Also, why would you spend money when you don't need to? You need to cling to your coin like it's your mother's tit. Actually no. Use it to buy gold. Then cling to that like it's your mother's fat milk filled tit.
You know what else isn't technically mandatory? NOT taking dumps on public libraries. Images of me doing this coming soon. Those fucking librarians need to be put in their place.
Here's a bomb schematic. 299 more pages coming soon:

Seeya in the next one
- Leeron